Dear Future Self,

Here is a short list of things you should remember not to do.

1. Do not quit your job without having another one waiting.

2. Do not redo your website, again. Leave it. It's fine.

3. Do not decide to watch just the first 3 minutes of "Law and Order" before you're definitely turning the TV off for good this time. You won't turn it off. No one can resist the L&O. You'll want to know what happens. You'll have to know!! For the love of Chris Meloni, just tell me what happens to the dead hooker!!!

And God forbid it be a marathon, you'll never leave the couch again.


Best of Luck,

Past Self