Thursday, November 17, 2005

i'm a fucking genius

i am going to go work at VH1 because i have then best show idea ever. wait for it....

"i love i love the 80s"!!!

it won't come out until it's once again cool to admit you liked "i love the 80s" and it'll be made in the same format as i love the 80s, 90s, 70s and holidays editions. however, it will be your NEW favorite half-celebrities waxing nostaligic about all those old half-celebrities making fun of that crazy decade, the 80s! just imagine the commentary made about michael ian black talking about "the goonies" and doing the truffle shuffle! or remember the time when brian boitano was talking about "pee wee's big adventure" and then he did the "tequila" dance? that was awesome.

see what i mean? it just never gets old.

you KNOW that the only thing better than reminiscing about crazy 80s hair is remembering how funny it was to watch OTHER people make fun of crazy 80s hair! haha, aquanet. wasn't it just the best when daisy fuentes told everyone about how she used to mooch hair spray off of girls in the bathroom to get her hair 80s-tastic!

by then big-ass hair will even be back in and then they can make fun of how stupid all those commentators were for dissing those hair styles when CLEARLY their long, straight hair and sidebangs were really the worst. who let them on TV that way?!

and where were you when you first saw "i love the 80s"? dakota fanning remebers that she was in her trailer on the set of "i am sam" and couldn't stop laughing at all the crazy things that she wasn't even alive for! hahahaha. but she loved "i love the 80s" anyway.

"i love i love the 80s"! isn't it fun to remember the remembering!?


oh, i am so getting rich from this idea.
just you wait.

1 comment:

sara said...

Nice! Just wanted to let you know that I thought this post was so fun that I read it to my brother and mother when they were in the room. They were rather entertained, as well. Hope you're enjoying your weekend.