Instead I'd like to share with you what has absolutely made my day today:
The Emmy nominees for "Outstanding Original Music and Lyrics are:
"My Drunken Irish Dad" from Family Guy
"Merry Ex-mas" from MadTV (Clearly the most boring title here.)
"Dick in a Box" from SNL (Read: Emmy. Nominee. Dick. in. a. Box. Could a single phrase get any better?)
"Everything Comes Down to Poo" from Scrubs
"Guy Love" from Scrubs
I really hope it's like the Oscars where each nominee gets to perform their song during the awards show. That would be the only good reason to watch this 5-hour-long bore-fest.
Oh, who am I kidding? I'm an entertainment whore. I'll be watching anyway.
In other Emmy news, two choreographers from "So You Think You Can Dance" (Wade Robson and Mia Michaels) were nominated for dances they choreographed during last season! I think that is so big for the dance world. It is pretty rare when choreographers get celebrated for this type of work. These aren't music video, broadway or Justin Timberlake concert backup dances. They are artistic pieces of contemporary and jazz dance; genres that the general public would never get to see if it weren't for the show and these amazing choreographers. Plus Mia and Wade are my favorites! Congrats to them.