Thursday, September 21, 2006

Confessions of a Grey's Anatomy Virgin

In the past 3 weeks, I have had a total of 5 people almost go into coronary arrest over my utterance of the simple statement: "I have never watched Grey's Anatomy." So, to ensure that I am not to blame for anyone's premature death, I have succumbed to the peer-pressure and watched last night's episode. It was the re-airing of last year's season finale and thus I was a little confused. However, TV is not rocket-science and this show isn't exactly 24 or LOST (no offense Grey-lovers, it just isn't as complicated as those), so I think I'll be able to pick it up.

Fast forward to tonight. I just watched what I am assuming was a show to catch up people like me on the last season, and I think it did the trick. And I'll admit, I'm intrigued. I do keep having to stomp down the little voice in me that says "But what is the NEED for another hospital-based drama?!", but if it's as good as you all say, I'm sure I'll get over it.

So, here I am. It is 9:00pm on Thursday, October 21, 2006, I am in my PJs, have a glass of Sauvignon Blanc and I am about to watch my first episode of Grey's Anatomy (ok, technically not the first, but the first that I'm going to understand). Come along and I'll tell you how it goes.

Well, we are off to a good start, they are using the Lullaby song I love from the Dixie Chicks' latest album. +1 (even though Medium used it last year)

The bubonic plague? Ok, ok, I'll give it a chance.

Realize I haven't been writing in here about the show. That's probably worth a +5.

Knocked-up catholic school girls throwing their baby into a dumpster and cheaters getting cheated on. +2 for piqued interest, -1 for soap-opera quality

There is a skunk outside my apartment. -10 for the skunk and another glass of wine for me.

There is a woman larger than a size 2 on the show and she seems like she actually has a part beyond the comic relief or the wise friend who can't get a date. +5!

Dr. McDreamy (that is his name right?) is going to die of the plague in the resident locker room after he eats every piece of food in there. +2, I want to see that

Someone save the plague guy who used to be on Boston Public!!! +1 for emotional involvement

Realizing this show is different than ER because no actual medical procedures are performed. No points won or lost because I haven't decided whether it's a good thing or not.

How long do you think Chris O'Donnell will be "Guest Star"ing on the show?

Finally! She put those damn panties on the bulletin board. I was waiting for that the whole time. Good move Mrs. McDreamy, even though you were the one that cheated first.
Ok, I'm obviously getting into this. +1

Told us what music was used in the episode. Good job ABC. +2
But why are your shows ending at 10:01?
At least it's not like LOST where you tell us it's an "extended episode" and it lasts until 10:02. -10 for ABC and their idiotic-ness when it comes to that show.

But, I digress.

I made it successfully through my first Grey's Anatomy episode and I enjoyed it! I hear the first two seasons are even better and Jen has decided that I'm going to watch those too. So I will admit I am excited for that.

But, back to tonight. The tally is......drumroooooooooooll........16! (for Grey's, but -8 for ABC and -10 for the skunk.)

That's a pretty good score. Of course, my points are like those on Whose Line is it Anyway?, they don't matter. However, they do mean that I will probably watch again next week.

Well, I may tape it while I watch CSI.
What can I say? Dr. McDreamy is pretty dreamy, but Nick Stokes is the hottest CSI around.


Anonymous said...

Your Freeking Hilarious. I don't know how I got so behind on reading your blog that there were two new ones!!!! By the way I bought the Dixie Chicks album and your right it is awesome.


Ps. You talked me into it in the car ride to NY, not on the blog. Im not ridiculous.

Allison said...

Thanks Janet for being such a loyal reader! Doesn't that sound better than blog stalker? Haha. I'm glad you like the Dixie Chicks album. And I know you're not ridiculous, well at least not about that.
When are you going to start writing your own blog so I can stalk you?

Sara said...

Yeah, Janet totally needs to get a blog!

Oooh, I think CSINick is pretty sexy, but the Grey's cast totally trumps him. I'm glad you gave in to peer pressure! Watch out - you may soon find yourself addicted.

I was personally a little disappointed by the appearance of the plague, as they did that on House last season. Plus, it's more or less curable now. But whatever.

Anonymous said...

For some reason loyal reader sounds creeper than blog stalker to me. I like my status

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